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Humboldt Roller Derby Newsletter
Secret Tickets now on sale
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72673
You are always the first to know....
Paper tickets will be for sale next week...
But for now you can get them online!!!!!
See its totally worth it to hang out here with me.
Love
Jenneral
You are always the first to know....
Paper tickets will be for sale next week...
But for now you can get them online!!!!!
See its totally worth it to hang out here with me.
Love
Jenneral
Rollers break the Rocket Queens
So you are stuck with me as I have tried to find folks that have more grammar skills than I but Hey I love you all and welllll you will just have to deal with my sucky English skills.
I can plumb your sink, sew you a new outfit, skate the 101, but give me a pronoun, verb, and spelling lesson, and well I am toast.
Enough said of that.
FOLKS if you did not get to go to LA and watch us at the Toyota Center you missed out. Let me just begin by saying the Rocket Queens are the B team of the Angel City Derby Girls.
Why is this significant? Well ACDG came in second in a tournament called the BIG ONE. This tournament had the best of California Derby. San Diego came in first .
So here we are, little ol' Humboldt. We are in our first year of playing other teams. We have won some battles. Lost one to Oakland Outlaws. We thought well we will travel to LA we will learn allot. We probably will not win. But lets play our hearts out, play our best and fight to win.
The whistle blew at half time, and wow! we are only a few points down.
WOW we can totally win, WOW they are so not better than us, In fact if we do not win now we are jerks to travel 800 plus miles and loose.
Our coach would never let us get away with it. So we adjusted our strategy. We came in the second half with a point and we made it.
We worked together we worked hard and by the end the whistle blew and we won by 10 points...
So surreal...
The score was 98-89
The most amazing part was our fans. I even think we had the LA fans cheering for us.
We sold the most merchandise ever at an away game. It was just all fantastic. Very... dare I say a magical moment for our league.
Great Job
Humboldt Roller Derby!
Till July
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Humboldt Roller Derby Redwood Rollers Vs. Angel City Derby Girls Rocket Queens last 5 minutes!
MAY 23rd! SOLD OUT!
Yes that is right folks. May 23rd is sold out!
This bout is going to be one heated battle.
The Widow Makers Vs The North Jetty Bettys. On their rosters are some sweet but tough skaters from the Oregon coast!
The rosters are small so its going to be an hour of pure spunk and fight from these ladies.
Then the Redwood Rollers take on the Oakland Outlaws.
The Oakland Outlaws are a seaoned team comeing all the way up to Humboldt to battle it out.
Will the Redwood Rollers hold there undeafeated title this season or will the Oakland Outlaws steal victory?
No one knows. But what we do know is its going to be HOT!
See you there,
Jenneral Ms.Chief
This bout is going to be one heated battle.
The Widow Makers Vs The North Jetty Bettys. On their rosters are some sweet but tough skaters from the Oregon coast!
The rosters are small so its going to be an hour of pure spunk and fight from these ladies.
Then the Redwood Rollers take on the Oakland Outlaws.
The Oakland Outlaws are a seaoned team comeing all the way up to Humboldt to battle it out.
Will the Redwood Rollers hold there undeafeated title this season or will the Oakland Outlaws steal victory?
No one knows. But what we do know is its going to be HOT!
See you there,
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Adversity doesn't stop the HRD squad.
So folks its official.
Humboldt Roller Derby was to host a double header May 23rd with the North Jetty Betty's and the Widow Makers. Along with the Redwood Rollers battling the Ventura Derby Darlins.
BUT HOLD YOUR SEAT FOLKS....
Last minute for unknown reasons Ventura Derby Darlins could not make the trek to Humboldt. We were in shock, but our fearless negotiator Grrrl Haggard put her self on a fighting mission.
She challenged far and wide and....are you ready for this?...you sure?
The NJB and the WM will combine to battle the Oregon Outfit, a combined team of fierce skaters from Southern Oregon .The Redwood Rollers will be taking the track for a heated game against the Oakland Outlaws.
Get ready Humboldt and traveling fans this one is going to be history making for this little town.
Get your tickets NOW. As soon as the word gets out about this change they will go faster than usual!
Let them games begin...
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Humboldt Roller Derby was to host a double header May 23rd with the North Jetty Betty's and the Widow Makers. Along with the Redwood Rollers battling the Ventura Derby Darlins.
BUT HOLD YOUR SEAT FOLKS....
Last minute for unknown reasons Ventura Derby Darlins could not make the trek to Humboldt. We were in shock, but our fearless negotiator Grrrl Haggard put her self on a fighting mission.
She challenged far and wide and....are you ready for this?...you sure?
The NJB and the WM will combine to battle the Oregon Outfit, a combined team of fierce skaters from Southern Oregon .The Redwood Rollers will be taking the track for a heated game against the Oakland Outlaws.
Get ready Humboldt and traveling fans this one is going to be history making for this little town.
Get your tickets NOW. As soon as the word gets out about this change they will go faster than usual!
Let them games begin...
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Redwood Rollers brought home another WIN!
Well folks,
We made it home safe and sound. We traveled to the land of Chico California to battle the Norcal Rollergirls.
We went
We saw
and we conquered!
80-94.
As we have traveled to now 2 away games, and visited several other bouts, I have to say our fans are the best!
No other team has yet had the energy our fans bring to us at home or away!
So THANK YOU!!!!! from all of us at Humboldt Roller Derby. We love you all so much for making this so much fun for us. We will be working extra hard to make it even more exciting for you all!
I would like to ask that you all bug the press,that you call the papers make sure they know the local community still wants to hear how we are doing!
Our season has started and we want Manny on Channel 3 to tell Humboldt what we are up to.
May 23rd is right around the corner and we plan on bringing nothing but hard hitting, fast skating, derby action!
See ya'll there.
Oh,
Just a reminder Tickets are online at www.brownpapertickets.com
Will be released in the next couple of days locally to the Works and Peoples Records.
Season Programs will be for sale. Its in full color, full of Derby knowledge. Annnnd the best part! Its only 5 bucks!
Yep 5 bucks!
You get a rad full color program and we get a dollar off each sale to keep us going!
Look for them at the front gate you will not want to miss them!
Remember , get them STAMPED! You get a free pin and a stamp for every bout you go to with your program! collect all six and get a free shirt!
Jenneral Ms.Chief
We made it home safe and sound. We traveled to the land of Chico California to battle the Norcal Rollergirls.
We went
We saw
and we conquered!
80-94.
As we have traveled to now 2 away games, and visited several other bouts, I have to say our fans are the best!
No other team has yet had the energy our fans bring to us at home or away!
So THANK YOU!!!!! from all of us at Humboldt Roller Derby. We love you all so much for making this so much fun for us. We will be working extra hard to make it even more exciting for you all!
I would like to ask that you all bug the press,that you call the papers make sure they know the local community still wants to hear how we are doing!
Our season has started and we want Manny on Channel 3 to tell Humboldt what we are up to.
May 23rd is right around the corner and we plan on bringing nothing but hard hitting, fast skating, derby action!
See ya'll there.
Oh,
Just a reminder Tickets are online at www.brownpapertickets.com
Will be released in the next couple of days locally to the Works and Peoples Records.
Season Programs will be for sale. Its in full color, full of Derby knowledge. Annnnd the best part! Its only 5 bucks!
Yep 5 bucks!
You get a rad full color program and we get a dollar off each sale to keep us going!
Look for them at the front gate you will not want to miss them!
Remember , get them STAMPED! You get a free pin and a stamp for every bout you go to with your program! collect all six and get a free shirt!
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Secret ticket release!
Shhh...don't tell but all of you are getting a secret ticket release.
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/65508
Tickets will be on sale in 5 days and you know you wanna get them first. You know we sell out! Here is your chance.
When your friends ask how you were lucky enough to get tickets tell them they should join the newsletter.
Happy Derby! See you May 23rd!
And if your feeling really frisky come watch us stomp Chico this weekend in Chico!
Hugs and Derby
Jenneral Ms.Chief
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/65508
Tickets will be on sale in 5 days and you know you wanna get them first. You know we sell out! Here is your chance.
When your friends ask how you were lucky enough to get tickets tell them they should join the newsletter.
Happy Derby! See you May 23rd!
And if your feeling really frisky come watch us stomp Chico this weekend in Chico!
Hugs and Derby
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Guess what we got!
Our new season program. We are calling it the Humboldt Roller Derby Passport!
Why passport you might ask? Well because we feel our sport is a destination. That when you enter our gates you have truly arrived somewhere fantastic.
But there is more. When you purchase your passport, inside there is a page that you must get stamped. Yes thats right stamped.
You head over to the sponsorship table and they will stamp your passport and give you a commemorative pin designed just for that event. Wait did I just say a pin for every event. WOW how cool is that. Not only do you get a special stamp but you get a special pin too!
You may ask why get it stamped? Well because if you have all 6 stamps by the end of the season you get.....drum roll please.
A free HRD t-shirt!
To make the deal even sweeter we are giving everyone a free stamp for the first bout as our programs were not in on time.
So do not miss out on this great opportunity! Get your Derby Passports at the door on May 23rd!
Its 28 pages of full color, fun and informative derby knowledge.
SO help support Derby, pick up your season program and GET IT STAMPED!
Thanks to all those that came to watch us smoke Port City Detla Sirens.
On May 23rd we have a big battle : Redwood Rollers are taking on the Ventura Derby Darlins. While the Widow Makers try to go for 2 - 0 and the North Jetty Betties try to thwart their efforts.
Its on Humboldt!
Come check us out and we won't disappoint!
Sincerely,
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Why passport you might ask? Well because we feel our sport is a destination. That when you enter our gates you have truly arrived somewhere fantastic.
But there is more. When you purchase your passport, inside there is a page that you must get stamped. Yes thats right stamped.
You head over to the sponsorship table and they will stamp your passport and give you a commemorative pin designed just for that event. Wait did I just say a pin for every event. WOW how cool is that. Not only do you get a special stamp but you get a special pin too!
You may ask why get it stamped? Well because if you have all 6 stamps by the end of the season you get.....drum roll please.
A free HRD t-shirt!
To make the deal even sweeter we are giving everyone a free stamp for the first bout as our programs were not in on time.
So do not miss out on this great opportunity! Get your Derby Passports at the door on May 23rd!
Its 28 pages of full color, fun and informative derby knowledge.
SO help support Derby, pick up your season program and GET IT STAMPED!
Thanks to all those that came to watch us smoke Port City Detla Sirens.
On May 23rd we have a big battle : Redwood Rollers are taking on the Ventura Derby Darlins. While the Widow Makers try to go for 2 - 0 and the North Jetty Betties try to thwart their efforts.
Its on Humboldt!
Come check us out and we won't disappoint!
Sincerely,
Jenneral Ms.Chief
Ticket Frenzy!
We sold out last week! But hey do not fret here is the deal!
If you missed out on a ticket there are a few different avenues to beat the system.
We have season passes available for 200.00 as part of our OH SNAP! sponsorship package. This is your best for sure in to our events ALL season! and not have to wait in line.
There will be about 25 tickets at the door so get there early and you might be a luck one!
Or take a gamble in the will call line. At 8:20 we will release seats reserved for season passes. You will most certainly miss the opening festivities but you will get to see the second bout, thats if you get a ticket.
Don't gamble buy a season pass; you support your local roller derby and you get the perks of by passing the lines!
Thanks you for your support folks.
For more information on individual sponsorship packages please visit www.humboldtrollerderby.com
See you there!
Jenneral Ms.Chief
If you missed out on a ticket there are a few different avenues to beat the system.
We have season passes available for 200.00 as part of our OH SNAP! sponsorship package. This is your best for sure in to our events ALL season! and not have to wait in line.
There will be about 25 tickets at the door so get there early and you might be a luck one!
Or take a gamble in the will call line. At 8:20 we will release seats reserved for season passes. You will most certainly miss the opening festivities but you will get to see the second bout, thats if you get a ticket.
Don't gamble buy a season pass; you support your local roller derby and you get the perks of by passing the lines!
Thanks you for your support folks.
For more information on individual sponsorship packages please visit www.humboldtrollerderby.com
See you there!
Jenneral Ms.Chief
New Ways to support Humboldt Roller Derby
Hey friends!
We have introduced a new program. The Individual Sponsor Packages.
You can get exclusive merchandise and all the way up to a season pass! And did you know only individaul sponsors can get a season pass!
So think about it.
Help keep this program roll'n along. 2009 is going to be packed with derby action!
Go to our website and hit the sponsor us link!
Visit www.humboldtrollerderby.com
Thanks for your help and support,
Jenneral Ms. Chief
We have introduced a new program. The Individual Sponsor Packages.
You can get exclusive merchandise and all the way up to a season pass! And did you know only individaul sponsors can get a season pass!
So think about it.
Help keep this program roll'n along. 2009 is going to be packed with derby action!
Go to our website and hit the sponsor us link!
Visit www.humboldtrollerderby.com
Thanks for your help and support,
Jenneral Ms. Chief
FIRST HOME BOUT! The Battle for Derby Salvation
Its official our home season has started!
We just traveled to Bend Oregon to play the Lava City Cinder Kittens. It was a competitive fight but your home town ladies pulled in a win with over a 30 point lead.
So now its time for the home town season opener. Humboldt Roller Derby has expanded this year with our membership growing; so this year we will be introducing to you 3 teams!
Humboldt Roller Derby's very own
North Jetty Bettys
Widow Makers
Will be battling it out all season
While your Redwood Rollers will be battling it out against teams from out of the area.
But for now
Mark your calender!
April 11,2009
The North Jetty Bettys will be playing The Widow Makers
The Redwood Rollers will be playing Stockton's Delta Sirens
Last year all of our events sold out so get your tickets now!
As always our faithful subscribers have the first crack at tickets!
Go to http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59992
For those of you returning to our fantastic events we are adding new fun stuff. One of the most exciting is our season program called the Derby Passport with fun interactive fan appreciation games.
We also have lots of community support this year with the introduction of HRD sponsorships.
Speaking of which,
Follow this link!
and you can help HRD keep truck'n along!
Thanks for your support and I hope to see you at our BOUT!
Jenneral Ms. Chief
